A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28 ) was
having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the
first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and
I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took boy to the
principal's office.

While boy waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained to the principal what the
situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to
the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".



And so it went with every question the
principal thought a third-grade should know. The
principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I
think boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some
of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The
principal and boy, both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?

Boy... after a moment "Legs."


Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you
have
but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."


Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with
a
T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut


Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then
comes
out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum


Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a dog does on three
legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands


Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort
of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.


Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent


Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me when you're bored. The best man always has
me
first.


The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense
and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.


Boy.: Wedding Ring


Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose


Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow


Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and
ends
in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck


Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and
ends
in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork


Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of
it's longer on some men than on others, the pope
doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?

Boy.: Surname


Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone
but
has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is
responsible for making love?

Boy.: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the teacher:
"Send this boy to College, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!"